Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Rapture

This just in; the "Reverend" Harold Camping has announced that his forecast for the end of the world was off by five months.  It was just one of those pesky biblical misunderstandings.  It will now occur on October 21st.  It's such a shame as we were all so hoping for last Sunday, and now we've got all summer to spend in waiting.  Please make a note on all your calenders.  October 21st, right?  Got it!
Oh, by the way, in the unlikely event that the "Reverend" Camping has got it wrong again, the Mayans apparently forecasted the same thing for next year on December 21st, I think.  At least there seems to be some sort of consistency with the days, the 21sts being equinox's or something.

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