Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Homo Slackass-erectus

I'm grateful to my friend Don for sending me this amazing discovery of a new genetic mutation of the human species - wonderful.

These are referred to as “homo slackass-erectus” created by natural genetic downward evolution through constant spineless posturing, and spasmatic upper limb gestures, which new research has shown to cause shorter legs and an inability to ambulate other than in an awkward shuffling gait. The "drag-crotch" shape also seems to affect brain function. Expect no eye contact or intelligent verbal communication. History shows that this species mostly votes left while receiving food stamps and full government care. Unfortunately most are highly fertile.

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